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Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Last Day Collective Story---What do you think the title should be?
It was the biggest dump truck I had ever seen. Seriously! The thing had to be as big as the Empire State Building. A clown sat atop the truck peeling a banana.
He said to the driver: “Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get ride of the package by any means necessary. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.”
Funny enough, it did indeed self-destruct. At that exact moment, a small tour bus passed by, unaware of the imminent destruction. The Asian tourist clichés onboard began snapping pictures, the flashes creating a blinding light.
Suddenly, the CIA appeared and captured the clown, who was in fact a Russian agent. His name was Boris. But Boris fought fiercely, using a tourist as a human shield, and he disappeared into an alley.
He found a troll in a cardboard box!
Upon removing this troll from his box, he soon learned that his name was Hugo and he was from Canada.
But then I woke up suddenly to the sound of my alarm clock, realizing it was only just a dream.
At least, that’s what I thought until I walked down the hall towards the bathroom and found a pair of very large shoes in front of the door, and I could hear water running in the shower.
A pixilated dragon leaped forth from the bathroom in a phantasmagorical fashion, wielding a sword of bacon. Only covering its huge boobs that somehow the only thing I could think was the bacon wasn’t enough.
Maybe I should stop snorting so much coke.
He said to the driver: “Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get ride of the package by any means necessary. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.”
Funny enough, it did indeed self-destruct. At that exact moment, a small tour bus passed by, unaware of the imminent destruction. The Asian tourist clichés onboard began snapping pictures, the flashes creating a blinding light.
Suddenly, the CIA appeared and captured the clown, who was in fact a Russian agent. His name was Boris. But Boris fought fiercely, using a tourist as a human shield, and he disappeared into an alley.
He found a troll in a cardboard box!
Upon removing this troll from his box, he soon learned that his name was Hugo and he was from Canada.
But then I woke up suddenly to the sound of my alarm clock, realizing it was only just a dream.
At least, that’s what I thought until I walked down the hall towards the bathroom and found a pair of very large shoes in front of the door, and I could hear water running in the shower.
A pixilated dragon leaped forth from the bathroom in a phantasmagorical fashion, wielding a sword of bacon. Only covering its huge boobs that somehow the only thing I could think was the bacon wasn’t enough.
Maybe I should stop snorting so much coke.
Vegan Cookie Recipe
Jenny's Famous Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal, Coconut, Walnut Cookies
from http://vegweb.com
Ingredients
1 cup margarine (I used Earth Balance)
3/4 cup brown sugar
3/4 cup sugar
2 egg replacers (I used one small mushy banana and ¼ c applesauce)
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 1/4 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup chocolate chips (I used vegan carob chips)
1/4 or 1/2 cup (to taste) oatmeal
1/4 to 1/2 cup (to taste) coconut, shredded (I used unsweetened coconut flakes)
1/4 to 1/2 cup( to taste) walnuts, chopped
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Cream together first 5 ingredients (through vanilla). Mix together the flour, salt, baking soda and baking powder.
2. Add flour mixture to the creamed mixture. Then stir in the chocolate chips, oatmeal, coconut, and walnuts.
3. Drop by tabelspoon onto an ungreased cookie sheet and bake for 9 minutes then turn sheet and bake for another 4 minutes.
4. Cool well before removing from cookie sheet.
Serves: 2 dozen, Preparation time: 20 min
from http://vegweb.com
Ingredients
1 cup margarine (I used Earth Balance)
3/4 cup brown sugar
3/4 cup sugar
2 egg replacers (I used one small mushy banana and ¼ c applesauce)
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 1/4 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup chocolate chips (I used vegan carob chips)
1/4 or 1/2 cup (to taste) oatmeal
1/4 to 1/2 cup (to taste) coconut, shredded (I used unsweetened coconut flakes)
1/4 to 1/2 cup( to taste) walnuts, chopped
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Cream together first 5 ingredients (through vanilla). Mix together the flour, salt, baking soda and baking powder.
2. Add flour mixture to the creamed mixture. Then stir in the chocolate chips, oatmeal, coconut, and walnuts.
3. Drop by tabelspoon onto an ungreased cookie sheet and bake for 9 minutes then turn sheet and bake for another 4 minutes.
4. Cool well before removing from cookie sheet.
Serves: 2 dozen, Preparation time: 20 min
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