Jingle Bells...EWU Style

Here's a little ditty to get you all prepared for winter:

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Freezing all the way,

Deep-sixed in snow,

Nowhere to go,

Where the heck's that sleigh? (2x)

Trudging through the snow,

Every stinking day,

Through the blizzard I will go,

Slipping all the way!

Left my coat at home,

Woe, o woe to me,

Body's going numb,

But I must get that degree!