Belated Hockey Game- An Ode to Thee

I arrived here at the Roost anticipating gross high calorie food
I had just been told I dont have to work so I am in a great mood.
I walk in with my friend Morgan and to our surprise
the ice had upon it some hot Hockey playin guys!!! (WOOT!)
We ordered up some food and ate it in haste
with the exception of the ice cream- Mango Pinapple in taste.
We proceeded to the rink and to our dismay
the ice had been cleared-translation- Hot boys have gone away!
We sat in seats on the left, three rows down
and immeadiately Morgan's face made a frown.
"What the crap is that smell?" she wondered disgusted
Our Eastern Eagles we once loved and trusted
Wreaking anal havoc in the room where players prepare
have disturbed our well being whilst befouling the air
Lip balm in hand we inhale and we wait
for the next game which should start soon-God forbid they start late!
To our despair an hour later we sit un entertained
my facebook account open while Morgan sat pained
Hark! I hear a noise, my Lord, could it be?
A game finally about to start- it that a referee?
Heck yes- about time hot guys enter the ice
I love Fridays and hot males so this is nice.